Ist wohl mehr ein Gag als ein richtiger Test...wie will man sowas auch testen ?!
Meine Ergebnisse:
Achtung! You are 23% brainwashworthy, 36% antitolerant, and 57% blindly patriotic Welcome to the Resistance (Der Widerstand)! You believe in freedom, justice, equality, and your country, and you can't be converted to the the dark side.
Breakdown: Your Blind Patriotism levels are borderline unhealthy, but you show such a love of people from everywhere and a natural resistance to brainwashing, you would probably focus your energy to fight Fuehrer with furor, so to speak.
Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would have taken up ARMS against the oppressors. Or even your friends' oppressors. Congratulations!
Less than 5% of all test takers earn a spot in Der Resistance!
Der Resistance
Achtung! You are 30% brainwashworthy, 36% antitolerant, and 42% blindly patriotic
Welcome to the Resistance (Der Widerstand)! You believe in freedom, justice, equality, and your country, and you can't be converted to the the dark side.
Breakdown: Your Blind Patriotism levels are borderline unhealthy, but you show such a love of people from everywhere and a natural resistance to brainwashing, you would probably focus your energy to fight Fuehrer with furor, so to speak.
Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would have taken up ARMS against the oppressors. Or even your friends' oppressors. Congratulations!
Less than 5% of all test takers earn a spot in Der Resistance!
Hm.. klingt ja gar nicht so schlecht
EDIT: @Zyrano: Wie kommts, dass sich das Testergebnis binnen 10 min so plötzlich ändert?
Hab irgendwie manches net kapiert... Egal. Meine Ergebnisse:
38 % brainwashworthy
36% antitolerant
38% blndly patriotic
Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.
The Expatriate
Achtung! You are 7% brainwashworthy, 36% antitolerant, and 38% blindly patriotic
Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism ("patriotism" for short) does not reach unhealthy levels. In Germany in the 30s, you would've left the country.
One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.
Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil shit was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could be one of them, depending on your age.
Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.
The Expatriate
Achtung! You are 23% brainwashworthy, 40% antitolerant, and 33% blindly patriotic
Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism ("patriotism" for short) does not reach unhealthy levels. In Germany in the 30s, you would've left the country.
One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.
Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil shit was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could be one of them, depending on your age.
Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.
Ich habe solange ein Motivationsproblem bis ich ein Zeitproblem habe
Achtung! You are 38% brainwashworthy, 18% antitolerant, and 42% blindly patriotic
Welcome to the Resistance (Der Widerstand)! You believe in freedom, justice, equality, and your country, and you can't be converted to the the dark side.
Breakdown: Your Blind Patriotism levels are borderline unhealthy, but you show such a love of people from everywhere and a natural resistance to brainwashing, you would probably focus your energy to fight Fuehrer with furor, so to speak.
Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would have taken up ARMS against the oppressors. Or even your friends' oppressors. Congratulations!
Less than 5% of all test takers earn a spot in Der Resistance!
Achtung! You are 38% brainwashworthy, 18% antitolerant, and 42% blindly patriotic
Welcome to the Resistance (Der Widerstand)! You believe in freedom, justice, equality, and your country, and you can't be converted to the the dark side.
Breakdown: Your Blind Patriotism levels are borderline unhealthy, but you show such a love of people from everywhere and a natural resistance to brainwashing, you would probably focus your energy to fight Fuehrer with furor, so to speak.
Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would have taken up ARMS against the oppressors. Or even your friends' oppressors. Congratulations!
Less than 5% of all test takers earn a spot in Der Resistance!
Nur weil ich angekreuzt habe das ich mein land auch mit waffengewalt und evtl. mit meinem leben verteidigen würde ...
2. Ist es im grunde nicht aussagekräftig, da man heute etwas weiß, was zumindest die große Mehrheit damals nicht wußte. Das verfälscht das Ergebniß...
Ich gehe davon aus das ich damals mit großer Sicherheit ein Nazi oder zumindest ein symphatiesant dieser gewesen wäre. Und jeder der meint "wie kann man nur, ich hätte bei sowas nie mitgemacht" belügt sich im grunde nur selbst.
The German Civilian
Achtung! You are 46% brainwashworthy, 31% antitolerant, and 33% blindly patriotic
Had you lived in Germany in first half of the 20th century, you'd have probably just gone with the flow. Men with guns are surrounding the house next door? The bagel place on the corner's gone? Hmm...whatever.
The data show you're a decent person who's willing to listen to what people of authority tell you. That's what most people are, and in most times and most places, that's ok. But not then.
The sad conclusion: You would've missed your Jewish friends, but you would've done nothing about it. Seriously. Rest assured, you would've forgiven yourself eventually.
ich hba grad mal nur so immer das "schlimmste/beste" angekreuzt......
ADOLF HITLER himself
Achtung! You are 69% brainwashworthy, 77% antitolerant, and 100% blindly patriotic
You probably you lack the charisma and intelligence to be Hitler himself, but then again, who knows? You've got a few of the necessary traits, at least. You are crazy, nationalistic, and more proud of your background than you should be. Right now I am breathing a big sigh of relief that you don't live in Germany in the 1930's, although I guess things couldn't have gone any worse than they did, even with your help. Maybe all this energy that you feel right now could be directed to an end less evil? Are you a Police Officer? Not in my town, I hope.
Sadly, you exceeded expectations on all 3 indicators.
ein Pig
Achtung! You are 15% brainwashworthy, 45% antitolerant, and 23% blindly patriotic Hallo, you pig. You would've lived a quiet and consenting civilian life in Germany, while the Nazis stomped all over people you didn't quite care about.
You would never have directly joined the Nazis, basically because (1) you're not so nationalistic, and (2) you're not that susceptible to crazy propaganda. However, you would've appreciated the Party because you liked how they cleaned out the [insert race you dislike here].
The fact is, you demonstrate too much attachment to and pride of your own kind, be they white & male & straight or whatever. You absolutely would not have stood up to the Germans.
Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would NOT have STOOD UP to the Nazis.
The Foot Soldier
Achtung! You are 69% brainwashworthy, 31% antitolerant, and 61% blindly patriotic You're evil exactly, but you still would've joined the army. Driven by STRONG patriotism and a willingness to do what your country asked, you would've stepped right up to the platz for the AXIS POWERS.
The sad fact is: while you're not self-centered, you are are an enthusiastic nationalist, malleable like so much half-dried glue, and ready to follow zee rules. Unfortunately, you're not cynical enough to tell when you're being manipulated. You probably have a violent itch that needs scratching anyhow, so why ask questions?
Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would've supported the Nazis militarily while turning a blind eye to their 'civilian' programs.
Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism ("patriotism" for short) does not reach unhealthy levels. In Germany in the 30s, you would've left the country.
One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.
Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil shit was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could be one of them, depending on your age.
Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.
Achtung! You are
30% brainwashworthy,
18% antitolerant, and
9% blindly patriotic
Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism ("patriotism" for short) does not reach unhealthy levels. In Germany in the 30s, you would've left the country.
One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.
Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil shit was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could be one of them, depending on your age.
Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.
na da bin ich aber froh
ps woher habt ihr die hohen blindly patriotic werte?!?!?!
The Expatriate
Achtung! You are 0% brainwashworthy, 22% antitolerant, and 9% blindly patriotic
Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism ("patriotism" for short) does not reach unhealthy levels. In Germany in the 30s, you would've left the country.
One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.
Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil shit was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could be one of them, depending on your age.
Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.
Tja, antwortet mal auf die meisten Fragen mit "JA" im übertragenem Sinne.
Wenn die Amis dann die Ergebnisse sehen und an den IPs merken, dass alle aus Deutschland stammen, dann erklären sie uns zu einem weiterem Terroristen-Staat und maschieren hier ein, um Schröder zu stürzen.
Achtung! You are 38% brainwashworthy, 22% antitolerant, and 19% blindly patriotic
Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism ("patriotism" for short) does not reach unhealthy levels. In Germany in the 30s, you would've left the country.
One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.
Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil shit was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could be one of them, depending on your age.
Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.
Hm, Leute - ich habe wirklich ehrlich auf alle Fragen geantwortet - wähnte ich mich doch recht Nazi-resistent.
Vermutlich hat mir die Tatsache, dass ich gerne im Team arbeite und einen gewissen Stolz auf mein Land nicht von mir weisen kann (kommt halt immer darauf an, worauf mer stolz ist, gelle?) in Kombination mit der Tatsache, dass ich mir unter gewissen Umständen auch vorstellen kann, mein Land mit der Waffe gegen Bedrohungen von Aussen zu verteidigen das "Genick" gebrochen.
Achtung! You are 30% brainwashworthy, 45% antitolerant, and 42% blindly patriotic
Ich wäre Nazi-Offizier geworden, naja - vielleicht ja so einer wie Rommel (der von Hitler, als er gewisse Sachen net mittragen wollte in den Selbstmord getrieben worden ist - um zumindest seine Familie zu retten) oder von Stauffenberg, das waren ja schliesslich auch Offiziere
Die Wahrheit ist doch die, dass so gut wie jeder Mensch, wenn er in dieser Zeit gebohren wurde, mit diesen Werten erzogen wurde, nur diese Seite kannte, da mitgemacht hätte.
Egal welcher Hautfarbe, oder aus welchem Land er nun stammen sollte.
Da wird auch so ein dummer Test nicht die "Guten" von den "Bösen" "trennen" können.
Wärst du ein Nazi gewesen? Der Test 
Was stimmt denn davon? 
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